Wednesday, August 13, 2008

In The Beginning

First things first, my name is not really Anne. But I find my personal life a well of humor, frustration, and real good material so in order to protect the innocent, share honestly with those who read this, and not censor myself, I am compelled to take on an alter ego. Johnny Quest was already taken so Anne will have to do.

Then there is always the ever present weight of one's mother finding out that you talk about thongs, men other than her son-in-law, and possibly her that should scare any girl into hiding if only to avoid those looks at the family dinners. My mother has a muted sense of humor so I doubt she would see this as very proper or appropriate.

Also, let me put it out there right now that I have the attention span of a squirrel and so my entries will probably jump from here to there without much reason why we landed on the moon instead of at the spa. That, and my capacity to obsess about something to excess. I apologize for both flaws well in advance but appreciate your humor.

Anne

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I like the fact that you used the word apeshit. Cracked me up.
My boyfriends name is Victor (Vic for short)